I wear a shirt. I work in an office. I am a hippy by heart. I am a yuppie by calling. I eat coffee. I talk about iPad. And Steve. And multiplatform strategies. I love Banksy. I hate Banksy. I am an active citizen. I support the North African revolutions. I hate Gaddafi. I support online causes. I put [X] on my Skype name when a major tragedy happens somewhere on the planet. I feed children with a click. I am open-minded. I watch the news. I vote. I am you. You suck.